Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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