Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
he shaved USA in his pubs
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
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I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
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No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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