Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
She needs sedatives and a leash
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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