u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
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Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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