So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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