i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
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in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
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Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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