Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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