I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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