She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
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