Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
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