She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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