she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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