im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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His hands were made for my vagina.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
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Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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