All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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