some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
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No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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