Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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