I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
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I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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