So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
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Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
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I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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