Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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