I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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