The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
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That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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