she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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