shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
you made out with another girl for some wings
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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