Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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