he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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