I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
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You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
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I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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