This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
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Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
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If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
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