He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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