there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
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Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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