we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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