And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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