The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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