Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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