How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
