i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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