Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
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Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
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honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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