id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
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Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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