This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
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All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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