Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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