I hate all girls vehemently.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Randomize
