WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Randomize
