Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
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I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
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so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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