apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
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don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
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red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
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I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
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