I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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