At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
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we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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