looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
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Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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