Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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