East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
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its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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