even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
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You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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