And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
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Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
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You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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