too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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