and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
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tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
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I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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