Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
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My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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