You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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