I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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