dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
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We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
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The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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